By now, you must certainly have heard about Britney Spears' recent performance at the MTV VMA's. And, I'm sure you've heard how horrifically overweight she appeared.
If not, see for yourself:
As you can tell, Britney, whose abdomen has raised more concern than the number of our troops remaining in Iraq, is clearly a candidate for gastric bypass surgery.
Call her a has been.
Call her a fashion disaster.
Call her an alcohol or substance abuser.
Call her a potentially (I'm being careful here) unfit mother.
But, please, please, don't call her fat.